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Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
As an inmate did you have to live alongside a bully for your whole sentence?
Thumbs down again.
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
What are some examples of unofficial acts by presidents?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
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